Yeah, that's a troll you've got. Congratulations.
You have a few choices at this point. You can go on the offensive and explain to your troll why they are wrong, wrong, wrong — we've helpfully provided a few remarks you might use as a starting point, based on the squares you got BINGO with —
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That doesn't give you the right to impose a standard of beauty on anyone else.
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While there are certainly reasons not to identify with the mainstream feminist movement — see also womanism — there's a difference between legitimate critiques and erasing misogyny.
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Women are individuals, with individual strengths and weaknesses.
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No one owes you an education. If you want to learn, you can google it.
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Patriarchy does hurt men. But right now, that's not what I want to talk about. You have the rest of the world to talk about men.
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Other people's sex lives are not my problem.
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Every two minutes, someone in the United States is sexually assaulted.
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Having had sex before doesn't take away your right to consent.
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Suffrage isn't the only way to use my voice, and it wasn't the only goal of the women's rights movement.
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I'd rather be treated as a person.
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Then neither can men.
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My attitude is the sexiest thing about me.
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Tell me something funny, and we'll see if I can take a joke.
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Feminism is bigger and more complicated then just me.
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Causing other people pain has never been in fashion, nor is it gentle, especially when you know better.
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You're so condescending when you're afraid of my point.
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My feelings are real, even if it is "that time of the month." (It's called a menstrual period, by the way. For future reference.) And it's rude to ask someone about her medical details.
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You've just got a lot of luck, and are afraid to admit how much it benefits you.
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All I need is for the world to stop oppressing me because of my gender.
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You're being condescending as an excuse not to listen to me.
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You clearly don't think much of men if you think they can't control themselves.
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Feminists are not a Hive Vagina.
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Being nice doesn't mean any individual woman owes you anything.
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The feminist movement has and has had a number of problems, and feminists are aware of them.
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I don't owe you my attention.
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An apology is a good start — if it's sincere — but it's not the end of fixing damage.
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Choosing to drink doesn't equal choosing to be assaulted.
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There is no sliding scale to consent.
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It is not the victim's fault that someone chose to hurt him or her.
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I'm not doing anything. He decided to commit a crime. All I want is justice.
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The plural of anecdote is not data. 54% of rapes are not reported.
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Gender doesn't determine what I enjoy'
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No one looks like that without a lot of artists working very hard behind the scenes.
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The social narrative of what women are expected to do and be isn't something I can avoid.
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The right to free speech isn't the right to avoid being called on your bullshit.
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There's room for both realism and escapism in media.
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Real-life rape is a crime, and fictional rape shouldn't be reduced to a plot device.
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I give men more credit than to claim they're helpless slaves to their hormones.
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Don't play Oppression Olympics. There's no gold medal at the end.
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Fields which implement gender-blind hiring practices demonstrate that truly merit-based hiring is gender-equal.
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I wouldn't be interested in a field that was full of willful ignorance.
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I'm not talking about you at all. I'm talking about systemic oppression of women based on nothing more than their gender.
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I am offended, and you don't get to erase that.
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What human nature? Cultures vary widely across time and space.
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The National Cancer Institute says it is "well-established" that "Induced abortion is not associated with an increase in breast cancer risk."
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We now have the technology to divorce reproduction and coitus, just as we now have the technology to divorce digging the Panama Canal and catching malaria.
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I am more than my reproductive system.
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The American Psychological Association has found no evidence that a single abortion harms a woman’s mental health. It also found that women who report distress post-abortion typically have other risk factors for mental health problems.
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Please don't impose your opinions about morality on rape survivors.
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Not according to these male survivors.
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You're just patronizing.
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Rape is always the responsibility of the rapist.
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You're using age as an excuse to go on hurting people.
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There is; it's the rest of the mainstream educational curriculum.
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Don't tell me how to feel.
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The context was reality.
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When I say I'm offended, you should hear that I'm hurt. It's painful, and it's not fun.
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I just told you I was offended, there's no 'if' about it. Don't fauxpologize.
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Whatever happened to prosecuting crimes? 37% of reported rapes are ever prosecuted.
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This is a serious problem.
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Your experience doesn't trump mine.
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The bigots are teaching their children bigotry.
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Sex is a medical community's interpretation of sex organs; gender is what you do to convince society of your identity.
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I value diversity of opinion, when everyone involved is arguing in good faith.
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People like you are why feminism is necessary.
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Intent isn't the point. The point is that a real person was hurt.
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It's called intersectionality. Love it. Trust it.
Or you can just go watch this randomly-chosen video of fluffy kittens. Your call.
(Oh, the tone argument? Yeah, sorry, we haven't found anything really good to counter that. The kitten video is probably your best bet.)