You have a few choices at this point. You can go on the offensive and explain to your troll why they are wrong, wrong, wrong — we've helpfully provided a few remarks you might use as a starting point, based on the squares you got BINGO with —
But I like my women feminine.That doesn't give you the right to impose a standard of beauty on anyone else.
Feminists have got it all wrong; I'm an equalist.While there are certainly reasons not to identify with the mainstream feminist movement — see also womanism — there's a difference between legitimate critiques and erasing misogyny.
Women are just naturally better at that stuff.Women are individuals, with individual strengths and weaknesses.
So if you know all about feminism, explain it to me.No one owes you an education. If you want to learn, you can google it.
Patriarchy hurts men too!Patriarchy does hurt men. But right now, that's not what I want to talk about. You have the rest of the world to talk about men.
You just don't like sex, so you want to spoil it for everyone else.Other people's sex lives are not my problem.
She gave it away plenty of times before.Having had sex before doesn't take away your right to consent.
We gave you the vote, now shut up.Suffrage isn't the only way to use my voice, and it wasn't the only goal of the women's rights movement.
If you want to be treated like a lady, you'd better start acting like one.I'd rather be treated as a person.
Women just can't be objective about gender issues.Then neither can men.
You'll never get laid with that attitude.My attitude is the sexiest thing about me.
Can't you take a joke?Tell me something funny, and we'll see if I can take a joke.
You give feminists a bad name.Feminism is bigger and more complicated then just me.
I'm just an old-fashioned gentleman.Causing other people pain has never been in fashion, nor is it gentle, especially when you know better.
You're so cute when you're angry.You're so condescending when you're afraid of my point.
Is it that time of the month?My feelings are real, even if it is "that time of the month." (It's called a menstrual period, by the way. For future reference.) And it's rude to ask someone about her medical details.
You've just got a victim mentality.You've just got a lot of luck, and are afraid to admit how much it benefits you.
All you feminists need is a good deep-dicking.All I need is for the world to stop oppressing me because of my gender.
You're being silly and overemotional.You're being condescending as an excuse not to listen to me.
Women have all the power over men — you can reduce us to an uncontrollable jelly of lust!You clearly don't think much of men if you think they can't control themselves.
You feminists all hate men!Feminists are not a Hive Vagina.
But I'm a nice guy!Being nice doesn't mean any individual woman owes you anything.
I'll tell you what's wrong with feminism...The feminist movement has and has had a number of problems, and feminists are aware of them.
But I want to talk about this. Listen to me!I don't owe you my attention.
He said he was sorry! What more do you want?An apology is a good start — if it's sincere — but it's not the end of fixing damage.
Why were you drunk? You should know better than to be drunk anywhere unless you're sure it's safe!Choosing to drink doesn't equal choosing to be assaulted.
It was just stupid groping! It's not like he actually...There is no sliding scale to consent.
Why didn't you fight him off? Well, why didn't you fight harder?It is not the victim's fault that someone chose to hurt him or her.
If you keep this up, you're going to ruin his life.I'm not doing anything. He decided to commit a crime. All I want is justice.
Can you say "Duke lacrosse team"?The plural of anecdote is not data. 54% of rapes are not reported.
Just read manga like the rest of the girls.Gender doesn't determine what I enjoy'
You're only jealous because you don't look like that.No one looks like that without a lot of artists working very hard behind the scenes.
If you don't like it, don't read it.The social narrative of what women are expected to do and be isn't something I can avoid.
That's censorship!The right to free speech isn't the right to avoid being called on your bullshit.
No one wants realism in media.There's room for both realism and escapism in media.
But rape happens in real life too!Real-life rape is a crime, and fictional rape shouldn't be reduced to a plot device.
Men can't help themselves. Why are you punishing us for our biology?I give men more credit than to claim they're helpless slaves to their hormones.
Why are you complaining about this when women in Muslim countries are oppressed?Don't play Oppression Olympics. There's no gold medal at the end.
There aren't many women in the field because they're just not good enough.Fields which implement gender-blind hiring practices demonstrate that truly merit-based hiring is gender-equal.
There aren't many women in the field because they're just not interested.I wouldn't be interested in a field that was full of willful ignorance.
Are you calling me a misogynist?!I'm not talking about you at all. I'm talking about systemic oppression of women based on nothing more than their gender.
I asked my girlfriend, and she isn't offended.I am offended, and you don't get to erase that.
Human nature is never going to change. You're just wasting your time.What human nature? Cultures vary widely across time and space.
Abortion causes breast cancer, you know.The National Cancer Institutesays it is "well-established" that "Induced abortion is not associated with an increase in breast cancer risk."
If you don't want to get pregnant, just don't have sex.We now have the technology to divorce reproduction and coitus, just as we now have the technology to divorce digging the Panama Canal and catching malaria.
Having children is a woman's purpose.I am more than my reproductive system.
I once met a woman who regretted her abortion.The American Psychological Association has found no evidence that a single abortion harms a woman’s mental health. It also found that women who report distress post-abortion typically have other risk factors for mental health problems.
Abortion is worse than rape.Please don't impose your opinions about morality on rape survivors.